hello to everyone.

i will tell you my goals.

i am here to provide constructive criticism to every piece of art i look at or read, or in rarerarerare cases, listen to.

but there's a twist!

i only click the 'random deviation' link at the bottom of the page.

unfortunately, this means i usually get linked to very old pieces, or pieces done on an account that has been closed or moved.

but it also means i can provide help to pieces that aren't often looked at. i had the idea a while back on my other account [wish shall be kept secret. i like not having binding ties to anything. i am just a person to provide critique, and nothing more.] but i wanted to be unique.

'hayzooskrishtian only provides useful critique.'

is much more interesting than:

'this person sometimes helps people out on deviations.'

well, sometimes i just comment with 'i like it a lot!' or 'it's pretty.'

but those are the deviations who people know what they're doing/aren't meant for criticism.

these aren't really faq, as i don't get asked a lot of stuff, but here's some info you might find useful.

you do know that this deviation is x years old, right?
yes i do. i always look at the date. i still find it nice to leave a comment.

wtf does your name come from?
i was walking with a friend to her house and we walked past a christian day care. then we joked with each other, 'hey kids, do you believe in jesus christ?' 'no! better yet, hayzoos krishtian!' i liked the name. don't worry; i'm not against religion, we were just fooling. and we didn't hurt any of the kids :>

why don't you put up any art?
i have another account for that. maybe you'll find me, maybe you won't.

what is your other account?
a more popular one. not as fun, but more artistic. i'm not going to tell you, though.

are there any hints?
there is one [that is not a link, lol] but people are blind.

how often do you log in?
eh. pretty often. i'll never leave this account to die, let's just say that. but sometimes i'm not in the mood to comment, so i just check my messages. i get a lot, actually, because i leave 'thank you'-worthy comments, haha.

why don't you favorite anything?
that's not the purpose of this account. jesus loves art, not playing favorites.

tell me a joke.
okay, but it's horrible.

knock, knock.

who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T FORGETTTTTT.

haha.